30+ Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Couples Who Don’t Take Feb. 14 Too Seriously

This sassy bear will make your boo feel extra special with a super flirty embroidered message. He's super snuggly and made of a cozy fleece material, so he's there to cuddle her whenever you're not around.

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Imagine looking down at your feet and seeing your S.O. That’s the gift you can give to them with these personalized socks. Just send this Etsy shop a picture and the face will be cut out to be repeated on the fabric. Talk about a one-of-a-kind pair and the ultimate funny Valentine's Day gift.

Nothing like a little bathroom humor on Feb. 14, right? This novelty toilet paper will let your favorite person know just how much you love them … in a very, uh, special way.

This gives a whole new meaning to eating ... never mind. Chocolate is a classic treat to give on Valentine's Day, but with this naughty spin, your sweetheart will be in tears over Edible Anus.

OK, so a gift card isn’t exactly the most sentiment gift, but it’s much more fun (for you) when you make the person work for it. The concrete brick comes with a ball-peen hammer and safety goggles, which they’ll have to smash to get to. The gift card is included, and you can choose from different brands, including Buffalo Wild Wings and The Home Depot.

Whether it’s a regular Monday or boys’ night, your boyfriend or husband will always have you by his, uh, side? Just choose a color and upload a picture of yourself, and you’ll have a hilarious pair of boxer briefs with your face all over them. Now imagine their face once they open it!

Forget the whipped cream and chocolate sauce, because now you can wear a treat disguised as clothing. This candy bra is sure to cause some laughs … and lead to other things on Valentine’s Day.

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Sometimes you need to let someone know just how much you really love them … in terms they can truly grasp. Plus, if you and your S.O. aren’t the mushy types, this will surely get the message across in a sweet, head-shaking kind of way.

Your sweetheart may be expecting flowers on Valentine's Day, but she'll swoon over this bloom-free salami bouquet. Don't forget the wine and cheese!

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Men, you might not understand this one, but trust us, it’s a thing. If a woman goes out of her way to shave her legs for you, especially early on in the relationship, you’re damn special.

Game night, party of two! Take a break from your phones to enjoy fun questions, but if you want to take things up a notch, choose the flirt or dare cards. Those dare cards, however, include some physical acts, so prepare for things to get steamy.

If you can’t find the right words to say to your valentine, let this candle say it for you with, “Just wanted to remind you that I love you and your butt is perfect.” This soy wax candle has a floral scent, so it can be enjoyed all year long.

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Next time you break wind, you won’t have to worry about clearing the room. These gas neutralizers will “take the bad part out of the fart.”

The best feeling is when you can be fun and sexy with your person, so this hilarious bell that says “Ring for Sex” covers both of those bases. Plus, you can utilize it too. *wink, wink*

After being together for a few years, those Friday nights might be getting a little repetitive. Cozy up on the couch with blankets, wine, and a pen to do silly crossword puzzles, plan your dream vacation, and do a fill-in-the-blank story.

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For the couple whose date night usually involves binging a true crime documentary, this card is equal parts cute and creepy!

Because you don't want his junk smelling like skunk. It's a funny Valentine's Day gift that's both hilarious and practical.

Hopefully you don't need a love potion to make them fall for you, but this is still a fun gift full of recipes for massage oils and bath salts. They're fun to make with a partner, too!

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Some people express their love for someone with a five-paragraph love letter. Others will find that this mug does the trick. Hey, to each their own! We love people who can have this kind of humor on Valentine’s Day charming.

Bet you never thought that Snoop Dogg would make a cookbook, now did you? From Crook to Cook is full of recipes just about anyone can make from Tha Boss himself.

Any bed-hogging boo will adore these printed pillow cases that'll show them what side of the bed they really belong. There's even an option for those who happen to sleep with a dog!

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Whether or not the love of your life is a devoted onesie wearer, she'll get a kick out of this adorable option. It's comfortable enough for weekend lounging, and features zip-off feet for when things get a little too steamy.

If your recipient is truly impossible to shop for, this hilarious wine label will save you from hours of tedious online shopping. It even comes with a card, so all you need is their favorite pour!

Now a man who’s good with his hands? Let him know just how much you appreciate it with a funny, yet actually kind of practical, gift that will put a smile on his face every time he heads to the garage.

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Get a little frisky in the kitchen with a cookbook that's designed to make you hungry in more than one way. Don't forget to kiss the cook!

If your single Galentine isn't having much luck meeting someone on the dating apps, this grow-a-boyfriend kit may lead to more instantaneous results. Simply keep him in water and he'll grow up to six times the original size.

Some of the best gifts for that special person are equal parts cheesy and sweet. It’s even better if that means you get something out of it, too. Snag these “his crazy” and “her weirdo” keychains for an item you’ll be able to enjoy every day.

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Because you don't need a holiday to show bae some love. Fill it up with coffee, make her some breakfast in bed, and she'll be your forever.

Even your wine needs to use protection! Seal up any uncorked bottle, and your wine will taste as good as the day you opened it.

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Raise your hand if you’re thankful that you no longer have to spend your days swiping on Tinder! Although those days are in the rearview mirror, you can laugh at others’ conversations and experiences with Tinder Nightmares.